December 31, 2002
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**********THE VERVILLES!!!!!***********
This is the list of awards known as the 'Vervilles.' This is for the best stuff in 2002. The award is being said that you are a winner of the Vervilles and being advertised on J. M. Verville's blog. Everybody, get ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Band performance of the year: THE CASUALTIES at Warped Tour
DJ performance of the year: Aaron Bliss at the Verge 3
Best Non-Nude pornography website:Mike Project! for its 'thong' and 'bust' section.
Best General Porn site: Post Depot! for its' lack of advertisements hidden within the galleries and its great organization.
Porn Star of the Year: Miko Lee
For outstanding performance in Whoriental Sex Academy
Movie of the Year: Lord of the Rings II
Book of the year: Bush At War
Best Alcoholic Drink: Bacardi Gold mixed with Apple Juice for its smoothness.
Best Bible Translation: GNT (Good News Translation), it puts things in modern terms.
Best food of the year: General Tso's Chicken as served at Chinese Grand Buffet on 32nd, next to Hornbachers, Kroll's, and Woody's Bottle Barn.
Best form of House music: Latin House
Best form of Jungle music: Atmospheric Jungle
House recored of the year: Bulb for "Reflrection"
Jungle record of all time: Shy FX and UK Apachi for "Original Nuttah"
Best Boy: John Antonelli because he hooked us up SO MANY TIMES; in addition to being a friend he is a charity.
Best Girl: Your Mom, she sucked gives it to me sledgehammer style and pays me well.
Best bread of the year: Tunisian Bread
Nicest Person of the year: Mogga Kareem
Best Costume design of the year: Gangs of New York (it was SO AMAZING that I just had to mention it)
Best Renaissance painter of the year: Masaccio.
Best Cigarettes: Camel Turkish Golds
Person of the year who should have sex with somebody's mom: John Antonelli
Subhumans of the year: Italians
Photo of the year: "I'm Sorry Your Dad Died" by Matt Kuhlmann
Nickname of the year: "Little Patrick Penis Pie"
Penis of the year: Patrick George's
Piercing of the year: Patrick George's
Stock of the year: Yak Communications (they have increased an insane amount)
Best gun: FA MAS
Best Game of the year: Qpawn
That is all for now. more Verville awards can be given out at your suggestions. Please suggest more Verville awards.
Comments (2)
Jake- how come I didn't get an award?
yr awards are rather kinky. lol.
yap, i do understand tat you will have endless of research to do b4 hand. so where are you now? semi-fin?
all the best!
cheers and beers,
LC
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